peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Dignity is for republicans.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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