what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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