I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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