There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize