the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
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that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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