i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
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This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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