He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
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Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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