I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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