the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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