is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
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If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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