i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Dick very happy bro
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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