Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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