Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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