that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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