Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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