Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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