Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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