His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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