I'm eating all of the evidence.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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