Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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