saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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