quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
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Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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