I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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