I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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