i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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