so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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