i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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