His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
hell yes lets make some ravioli
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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50% drunk capacity currently
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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