My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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