i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize