If i come over, it means nothing
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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