I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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