I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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