Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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