Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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