She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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