Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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