Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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