I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
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Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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