You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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