I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
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All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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