it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
vagina is talking i cant
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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