I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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