As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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