I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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