is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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