sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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