i wish peter jackson would direct porn
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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