uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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