She said her name was "party"
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
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I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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